No. You cannot touch my hair.
I needed this at my old job. Srsly.
When I decided to get box braids a few months ago I heard things like this from my corporate coworkers:
"I have a hat like that, it's a Rastafarian hat. That's the closest I get to feeling hippie-ish."
"That's definitely a different look for you."
"I still have hair envy, I may just get a weave myself and trip some people out"
Rad cup via Legendary Rootz